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[Wojnarowski] The NBA is suspending Golden State’s Draymond Green for five games, source tells ESPN.
??NBA官方：追梦格林因锁喉戈贝尔被禁赛5场
3人驱逐??杰登和克莱暴力拉拽引发冲突 戈贝尔劝架却被追梦锁喉
[–]Heatlopea182 4247 points 2 hours ago*
Right in time for Steph to return.
7D chess by Draymond.
热火球迷：禁赛结束库里刚好回归。追梦这波在大气层。
相关链接>>>戈贝尔谈追梦：小丑 库里不打我就知道他会想办法把自己弄出去
[–]MavericksGigachadFurryEnjoyer 1793 points 2 hours ago
Rudy Gogurt was right
独行侠球迷：戈贝尔说对了。
[–]TimberwolvesDig_bickclub 56 points 2 hours ago
Sabonis better watch out if steph ends up sitting out longer than 5 games
森林狼球迷：萨博尼斯要小心了，如果库里休了不止五场。（追梦复出那场刚好打国王。）
[–]Heatsmoltanboi 4702 points 2 hours ago
he's going to come back and put on a revenge game of 3/5/2
热火球迷：追梦回归后会打出代表性的复仇之战，砍下3分5板2助攻。
[–]Knicksapitaxil 1883 points 2 hours ago
3 dick kicks, 5 high fives and 2 chokes
尼克斯球迷：你是指砍下3次踢蛋，5次击掌和2次锁喉吧。
[–]WarriorsArooooooooooooooo 559 points 2 hours ago
2 podcasts*
勇士球迷：2次播客。
[–]CelticsThinkOTB 1580 points 2 hours ago
Should be 5 games and 30 days with no podcast. Then maybe he’ll learn.
绿军球迷：这惩罚太轻了，应该禁赛5场，再罚他30天不给播客，这样他才会长记性。
[–]WarriorsHalfEatenBanana 407 points 2 hours ago
Lol Dray would say how bout 35 games and 0 days no podcast?
勇士球迷：追梦搞不好会跟联盟协商，要不禁赛35场，还是让我继续播客？
[–][UTA] Andrei Kirilenkoolijolly 67 points 2 hours ago
Everyone's dick is safe for five games
[–][NYK] Quentin GrimesMyLadySansa 18 points 2 hours ago
Necks, too
[–]Fraktal55 16 points 2 hours ago
Chests, too
[–]CelticsRhaegyn 15 points 2 hours ago
Eyes too
众球迷：未来五场大家不用担心小弟弟、脖子、胸脯和眼睛的安全问题了。
[–]slysonic7 2449 points 2 hours ago
Simultaneously more than I expected and also not enough
球迷：我的左脑说，比我预想的要多，我的右脑说，这点哪够啊。
[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 655 points 2 hours ago
I think its enough to send a message to Draymond cause that man has been wildin’ since the playoffs. Now he has time to do some podcast episodes
公牛球迷：我认为这足以向追梦传达一个信息，因为季后赛的时候他就很离谱。现在他又有时间录几期播客了。
[–]Hawksbraggpeak 420 points 2 hours ago
I bet he does some bullshit his first game back
老鹰球迷：我打赌他复出的第一场会干些蠢事。
[–]KingstheREALMVP 913 points 2 hours ago
Which puts him back for a return against us youve gotta be kidding me. Put Domas in bubble wrap, donkey is gonna be out for blood
国王球迷：你TM搞笑呢，复出第一场就打我们。给萨博尼斯用气泡膜套上，蠢驴追梦嗜血模式要开启了。
[–]KlaysToaster 603 points 2 hours ago
Warriors about to go 5-0 somehow
克莱球迷：勇士搞不好一波五连胜。
[–]NBAlukewwilson 484 points 2 hours ago
I don't know, pretty hard to replace his 8 points a night
球迷：我不确定，谁能替代他的场均8分呢。
[–]Warriorsnderover 127 points 2 hours ago
8.8 points. Please don’t undersell his impact.
勇士球迷：8.8分，小数点后也是他的影响。
[–]Nuggetshomiez 48 points 2 hours ago
What about the 10 illegal screens
掘金球迷：10次非法掩护也是咯？
[–]Warriorsbilyl 1358 points 2 hours ago
Is it just me or are Klay and Draymond’s attitudes deteriorating because they’re insecure about being at the tail end of their time in the league? That they are fucking useless without Steph’s gravity?
Steph at 36 still has a great attitude, has great conditioning, and doesn’t stir shit.
CP3 made a great career out of being enabling others and is still really playable at 38.
Can we say the same about Klay and Draymond in two years?
勇士球迷：是我的错觉吗？还是说克莱和追梦态度恶劣是因为他们生涯末期缺乏安全感？因为他们没了库有引力，一点鸟用也没有？
库里36了比赛态度依旧顶级，身体状态出色，而且不会当搅屎棍。
保罗仍然可以帮助身边人进步，38岁了依旧能打。
2年后我们能对克莱、追梦说同样的话吗？
[–]RaptorsKutKorners 483 points 2 hours ago
Both of them have the same issue: A massive ego without the ability to accept that they aren't perfect. Any time things go wrong for either of them it's like the world is ending, especially Klay.
猛龙球迷：两个人都有同样的问题：一个庞大的自我，却无法接受他们并非完美的事实。每当对他们中的任何一个出现问题时，就好像世界末日一样，尤其是对克莱而言。
[–]WarriorsZeethos94 124 points 2 hours ago
-Is it just me or are Klay and Draymond’s attitudes deteriorating because they’re insecure about being at the tail end of their time in the league? That they are fucking useless without Steph’s gravity?-
Klay's ego has been fragile af ever since he came back from injury. Seems like anytime someone starts talking some shit he gets in his feelings and blows up.
Draymond's attitude and play has been getting worse and was exposed in the Finals series where he was a joke on the court for the first 4.5 games.
If Curry and the Warriors are going to win anything Dray and Klay need to start being phased out (ala what happened to David Lee). Klay literally doesn't have the legs anymore for a 28+ mpg player and Draymond is such a detriment on offense in the playoffs his defense barely gets him to a net neutral on the court and that's because Curry is that good.
勇士球迷回复之前那位：自从伤愈复出后，克莱的自尊心就很脆弱。似乎一旦有人说三道四，他就会情绪爆炸，大发雷霆。
追梦的态度和表现越来越差，在22年总决赛中暴露无遗，前4场半比赛中，他在场上就像个笑话。
如果库里和勇士想要赢得什么，克莱和追梦就必须退出主舞台，就像大卫-李一样。克莱的双腿已经不支持他出战超过28分钟，追梦的鸡肋进攻在季后赛中完全是负担，他的防守勉强让他正负值不是负数，那还是因为库里太强了。
网友：我知道现在谁笑得最开心。
来源：Reddit
编译：Fontaine
